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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3258 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
1. Liberals love our server because we imported ten million brownpipo and they are just so heckin’ wholesome. You won’t find a more heartwarming community of players anywhere else. Plus, our brownpipo population is known for their epic building skills and love for sharing resources.
2. Conservatives are also big fans of our server because we imported ten million brownpipo for a completely different reason – the line must go up! That’s right, our brownpipo are experts at maximizing efficiency and productivity in mining, farming, and crafting. They’ll help you build the biggest, most profitable empire in all of Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
