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NoMILAllowedTrip

aita, cultural trip, Disappointment, Europe, family trip, History, husband, hypothetical trip, Literature, London, long-term planning, MIL, Mother, mother daughter trip, mother-in-law, NoMILAllowedTrip, shared interests, sister, tailored itinerary, vibe of the trip

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Farms Harvested:	845
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2969

Are you tired of boring family trips where everyone gets along and has a great time? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your family have been planning a trip to Europe for years, dreaming of all the historical sites and literary landmarks you’ll visit. But suddenly, your husband’s mother decides she wants to join in on the fun. Will she fit in with your mom and sister? Will she ruin the carefully crafted vibe of your trip? Only time will tell!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you choose to include your MIL in your European adventure, or will you stick to your original plans and risk hurting her feelings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knew a simple family trip could be so entertaining?

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

Benjamin Netanyahu, BlinkenCraft, bridging hostage proposal, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, gaza, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage release, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, palestinian authority, peace talks, political tension, Secretary of State, Server, united states, US Secretary Blinken

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on. like, one time, we had dis epic battle between a giant chicken and a herd of llamas. it was wild, man.

also, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava traps, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so come join us on dis server, where anything can happen and the fun never stops. trust me, u won’t regret it.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Domination

Border dispute, Conflict, control, diplomatic tensions, disputed territories, Domination, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, occupation, peace negotiations, political claims, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1093
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT MORE UKRAINIANS TAKING OVER RUSSIAN TERRITORY THAN ZELENSKY CLAIMS! BUILD YOUR OWN SETTLEMENTS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WHO NEEDS KURSK OBLAST WHEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN MINECRAFT EMPIRE?! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE!

Cellphone Bart’s Prank Calls

Bart Simpson, Bart Simpson humor, Bart Simpson prank calls, Bart Simpson quotes, Bart’s, Calls, cell phone, cell phone culture, cellphone, classic tv, comedy, funny quotes, humor, humor in technology, iconic TV characters, modern communication, modern era, Nostalgia, phone pranks, prank, prank calls, Technology, television, the Simpsons

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can prank call peeps while building epic structures? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got bart simpson himself as a mod! he be pullin pranks left n right, like turning all the pigs into flying cows or making all the trees dance to disco music.

but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!

GirlPowerCraft

academic achievement, academic research, female-dominated disciplines, field diversity, gender bias, gender disparity, gender equality, gender imbalance, GirlPowerCraft, grant applications, grant funding, grant funding success, grant success rates, male-dominated fields, research evaluation, research quality, research success, researcher evaluation, STEM Fields, women in physics, women in stem

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	3804
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	8481	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

So, like, this server is totally wack, man. We got a study that says the more women on the server, the lower the success rate of grant applications. But get this, if you’re a chick in a dude-dominated field like physics, you’re gonna be a rockstar on this server! We got all the lady physicists killin’ it out here, showin’ those male-dominated fields who’s boss. Join now for a wild ride filled with grant applications and researcher evaluations that’ll blow your mind!

Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness

1.7, Anarchy, available.., bedrock, blocky, Crib, Discord, Factions, House, Ip:, java, Join, Live, major versions, MinecraftMadness, Mortgage, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Rate, real, Server Experience, server supports, smp, Versions, virtual, Wiki

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to Latest

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition.
What type of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
Are there any version restrictions for Java players?	No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release.

BaldursCraft Server

baldurs gate, BaldursCraft, companions, FAQ, Hug The Lach Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	282
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Minecraft SMP: StableDude69

AI boorus, amd, controlnet, CPU, Discord, furry artist, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Minecraft, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, real artist, smp, stable diffusion, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDude69, Train LORAs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Potions Brewed:	98
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4744
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!

NoFriendNoTrip Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, exclusion, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, NoFriendNoTrip, Planning, PRESSURE, Resentment, rules, Server, stress, strict parents, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the strict rules of Stella’s parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time where curfews don’t exist and driving restrictions are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can stay up past 11pm, drive any car you want (even a virtual Lamborghini), and sleep over at your friends’ virtual houses without any parental interference. No need to worry about getting a ride home, just hop on a virtual Uber and party all night long.

Don’t let Stella’s parents cramp your style, join our server and let loose with your friends. We promise you won’t have to deal with any drama like Stella’s strict rules. Plus, we have virtual day trips to exotic destinations just a click away – no need to worry about gas money or angry parents here!

So come join us and leave Stella’s rules behind. You deserve a break from the stress and drama, and our server is the perfect place to escape to. See you in the virtual world!

TinderTattlerCraft

aita, Applebees, Asshole, Business, fate, Friends, husband, INFORMATION, match, Notification, profile, restroom, right thing, Tinder, TinderTattlerCraft, unmatched, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	9398
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy encounters you might have!

Join us and you might just find yourself in a situation like the time I caught someone’s wife on Tinder while eating at Applebee’s. Imagine the thrill of confronting a cheating spouse in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now!