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LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

#youtube, 4chan, 4chanDoomScrolling, Adventure, Bed.., bedrock, binge watching, couch potato, digital consumption, doomscrolling, internet addiction, laziness, LazyLlamas, mindless scrolling, online entertainment, pointless content, procrastination, screen time, social media, technology addiction, time wasting, unhealthy habits, unproductive, wasting time

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1310	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	5826	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

#revelation, arms race, ATOMIC, bombs, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, Diplomacy, explosive, Global, INFORMATION, International, International truth, nukes, peace negotiations, power, Secrets, SECURITY, Truth, Truth nukes, War, WARFARE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	427416
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

Adventure, Character development, Crafty, emotional, Engaging, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, japanese, Jrpg, Kingdom, Kiseki, Long playtime, nihon falcom, Play Kiseki, RPG, Story-Driven, Strategic, tactical, Trails series, turn based, video game

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Star Shards Collected:	83
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

3s, a2, a3, Akuma Teaser Trailer, Balance patch, CVS2, Daigo drills, faces, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, general, High level replays, Minecraft, Punching, Server, sfg, st, street, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Trees, warm-up routine

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	7536
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

alcohol, confusion, diamonds, dildo, DILUTED, Disappointment, dizziness, drink, Drinking, DrunkCraft, Find, giant shit, grape juice, hangover, headache, hedonism, MAXXING, mine…until, pour out, Promise, regret, SINK, stomach ache, Taste, Water, wine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

analytical thinking, career options, coding, Computer, computer science, Degree, education, Engineering, innovation, job variety, Mathematics, physical engineering, PHYSICS., pixelated, problem solving, professional development, programming, Puzzles, research, Science, STEM, Technology, technology industry

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Potions Brewed:	56
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!