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CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	58
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Magic Items Found:	6668	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

addition, Additions, Agreement, blocktopia, Community, COMPLETE, completion, consensus, cover, decision, discussion, FINAL, Future, gen 0, generation, group, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, NEW MEMBER, opinion, Server, speculation, Unity

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Items Found:	2142
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no new updates or additions? Well, look no further because our server is constantly adding new members to gen 0 like it’s going out of style! We’ve got more new faces than a plastic surgeon’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride of surprises and never-ending excitement! Who knows, maybe next week we’ll add a talking llama as a new member, because why not? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

StealMyStuff Minecraft Server

birthday gift, clothes, collection, confession, Confrontation, customized locket, Demand, Fault, Girlfriend, instagram, jewelry, makeup, makeup package, Minecraft, overreacting, screaming, Server, sibling conflict, stealing, StealMyStuff, Stepbrother, stepfamily, Yelling

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Crops Grown:	9828
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of your stepbrother and his sneaky girlfriend stealing your stuff? Join our Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect all your precious loot! No more worrying about your stepbrother swiping your makeup or jewelry, you can keep it all safe in your virtual world.

On our server, you can even create traps to catch any thieves trying to steal from you. Build a maze of booby traps to outsmart your stepbrother and his girlfriend, and teach them a lesson they won’t forget!

Join now and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for your belongings. Don’t let anyone mess with your stuff, take control in the most epic way possible on our Minecraft server!

MILvsKids: The Ultimate Showdown

children, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cultural norms, decorating, emotional impact, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, generational differences, gift card, grandchildren, in-laws, MILvsKids, parenting, showdown, social etiquette, traditional values, Ultimate

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family cookie decorating competition? Look no further! Join our server where the stakes are high and the cookies are even higher!

We promise outrageous competitions where grown adults may end up winning over children, just like in that cookie decorating showdown. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure the kids get their fair share of the prize in the end (maybe).

Join us for a server filled with family drama, cookie decorating controversies, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

accomplishment, blockbusters, goal achieved, hard work pays off, life milestone, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal achievement, personal growth, proud accomplishment, proud achievement, proud experience, proud life milestone, proud memory, proud moment, proud moment in life, proud of myself, proud personal achievement, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchantments Applied:	189	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Have you ever built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano while riding a pig? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft daredevil. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can conquer virtual challenges like taming a dragon with a diamond sword while wearing a tutu made of creeper skins? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!