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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6692 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
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