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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4172 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3446 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!