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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8531 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5495 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of flying pigs, a village of friendly llamas who trade diamonds for cookies, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. But that’s not all – we also have a never-ending supply of enchanted golden carrots that rain from the sky every hour on the hour.
How did we get all this madness, you ask? Well, let’s just say that the server owner once won a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots in a dance-off against a group of evil witches. And now, they’re sharing the wealth with anyone brave enough to join our wacky world.
So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just win a lifetime supply of something even more ridiculous!