맨션 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Void Armor Forged:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mines Excavated:	2072	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Farms Harvested:	723	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Potions Brewed:	110	Farms Harvested:	427
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	4739
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	83	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	3162
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchantments Applied:	246
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9267
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

baby wipes, bathroom, clog, clogged, consequences, costly, diy, Fun, generation, learn, Lesson, maintenance, mistake, MONEY, plumber, Plumbing, Problems, Repair, Server, Sewage, SNAKE, STOP, TOILET, troubles, Waste

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

chicken, drenched in air, futari boshi, hunt, iya iya iya, Last, nai nai, nuggets, ocean wave, Party, pop stars, PvP, Server, Summertime, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, Wah, Warcraft, WARFARE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!