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CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Players Killed by Monsters:	4396
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Holy Grails Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1363	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4706

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Potions Brewed:	95
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Votes:	2229	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Star Shards Collected:	144

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!

PixelPrisonPanic

abuse of power, civil rights, excessive force, Greater Manchester Police, human rights violation, injustice, man left naked, misconduct, mistreatment, neglect in custody, PixelPrisonPanic, police abuse, police accountability, Police Brutality, police misconduct, police misconduct case, police misconduct investigation, police misconduct report, police negligence, prisoner rights, unlawful detention

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	192
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and taming some llamas, when BAM! You get arrested by the Greater Manchester Police for no reason! And they don’t just throw you in a regular cell, oh no. They strip you naked and leave you there for hours, like some kind of weird punishment. But don’t worry, because on our server, that kind of crazy stuff doesn’t happen! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being humiliated by the police while playing Minecraft ever again. Plus, we have epic mini-games, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

FamilyCraft: Not Just for Myself!

AMBITION, Competition, Contestant, Dedication, Entertainment, family, Familycraft, goals, IMPORTANCE, motivation, personal growth, Priorities, reality tv, relationships, sacrifice, Self, self improvement, Show, success, television, VALUES

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	984
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5904
Zombie Dances:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u. like, imagine spittin rhymes with a llama named Llama Del Rey. also, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn creepers into cuddly kittens. plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop any griefers tryna mess with ur builds. come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together, fam! 🐔💎🦙 #LlamaDelRey #CluckNorris #MinecraftMadness

MouseLife25%Longer

MouseLife25Longer

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2194	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can inject your mouse with some magic potion and make them live longer and disease-free? Like, what even is this madness, right? But hey, if you wanna have immortal mice running around your Minecraft world, then this is the place to be!

Join us and watch as your mice defy the laws of nature and live 25% longer than usual. Imagine the chaos of having these super mice ruling your server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. It’s like a Disney movie on steroids, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow everything up.

So come on, join the madness and experience the insanity of having immortal mice as your loyal companions in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have super mice running amok? It’s a whole new level of gaming that will leave you questioning your sanity. But hey, that’s half the fun, right? Let’s inject some mice and see what happens!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

Camping With a Fire Edition, Central Shroud, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Community, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Events, fight club, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Haukke Manor, In-game Events, Linkshells, Maduin, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Monthly Male Meetup, patch notes, Resources, sephirot, Server, Shirogane, Spooky Club HD, The Wolf of Wallstreet, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, XIV, xivg

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9016
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Star Shards Collected:	294	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Votes:	4362	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of laughs.

Patch Notes: Our latest update includes adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure.

In-game Events: Participate in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign and win exclusive in-game prizes.

Meetups: Join us for our monthly Male Meetup where we watch The Wolf of Wallstreet and Fight Club while discussing the latest Minecraft strategies. Don’t miss out on the Tural Thread Throwdown event at the Tuliyollal Instance – it’s going to be epic!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!