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CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	253
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Towns Built:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2115

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!