| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4287 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4526 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5415 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6524 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 224 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1242 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 696 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 1124 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2107 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 6015 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7138 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6192 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5682 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 343 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 285 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6346 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2819 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
