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AnimeJam Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and themes? Look no further, because we have the most outrageous and hilarious server you’ll ever come across! Join us and experience the chaos of only the shittiest anime openings allowed! That’s right, we’re talking about ear-bleeding, cringe-worthy tunes that will make you question your sanity. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to techno music. So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and diamond poop!

BlockyBoyz Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3376
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your fantasies? Look no further! Our server is like a bi bf topping a twink – unexpected, exciting, and full of surprises.

Join us for MMF threesomes where everyone gets equal attention and the only limit is your imagination. Build, explore, and unleash your inner fujo in a world where anything is possible.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

ShirtlessLawnMower69

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of being told what to wear while mowing your own lawn? Do you want the freedom to show off your tattoos and dad bod without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where shirtless mowing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can mow your virtual lawn in a bikini, with no one to tell you to cover up. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can express yourself however you want, whether that’s through tattoos or lack of clothing.

Join us and show off your virtual dad bod while building fences and mowing lawns to your heart’s content. Who needs a shirt when you have the freedom to be yourself in our crazy Minecraft world? Let your tattoos shine and your lawnmower roar on our server – because why conform when you can be fabulous?

BlockySurvival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you want to dig a hole and bury yourself in it? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and discover a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a roller coaster that will make you scream louder than a ghast.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and find out what stopped you from killing yourself (spoiler alert: it’s all the laughter and joy you’ll experience here)!

1%HomelessCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon THE most lit server in the whole dang universe. This place is like a magical wonderland of blocky goodness, where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. And get this – every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the creepers bust out their sickest dance moves? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So if you wanna join the ranks of the elite 1% (the homeless people, duh), come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

WackyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the mystical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have unlimited power and be able to build the most epic creations in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who poop out rainbow-colored wool that can be used to craft the most fabulous outfits for your character. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Unicorn Mount, which will carry you across the land in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ores Mined:	2473
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find the most epic and stereotype girls in the gaming world! Join us for a chance to meet the most fabulous and over-the-top characters who will make your gaming experience unforgettable.

From the sassy cheerleader to the nerdy bookworm, our server is filled with all kinds of girls who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to team up with a princess who fights dragons with her tiara? Or how about a ninja who can take down creepers with just a flick of her wrist?

Join us now for a chance to interact with these larger-than-life characters and embark on crazy adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world of stereotype girls – join our Minecraft server today!

WeddingCraft Woes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4780
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Potions Brewed:	76

Are you tired of boring weddings and family drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the wedding drama and build your own virtual world! No stepdaughters or bitter exes allowed, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place for widowed dads looking for a break from family obligations. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any wedding invitations to worry about!

Don’t feel guilty for skipping out on family events, join our server and let your kids enjoy the wedding while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stepdaughters and ex-husbands when you can have unlimited virtual adventures? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

SaddestCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	686	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Star Shards Collected:	50
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?

CraftyCash1000

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Imagine if you could trade that $1000 check for a lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about real-world money, on our server, diamonds are the currency of choice. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!

So why waste your time with boring old real life when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!