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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4359 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 202 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!