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AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	124
Star Shards Collected:	86	Alien Abductions:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Magic Items Found:	4426	Dragons Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	6152	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	194	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	258	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Farms Harvested:	110	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	150589
Enchantments Applied:	92	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.