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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8911 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
we got llamas that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make bill gates look like a broke college student. u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds, my friend.
join us now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.