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Crafty Loss Minecraft Server

appearance of replacement, Cheating, confusion, Crafty, Deception, doubt, doubt in relationship, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, Infidelity, initial object of affection, Insecurity, Loss, love, loyalty, manufactured loss of interest, Minecraft, Problem, relationship, Server, sleepy, suspicion, trust issues, uncertainty

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2266	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a manufactured loss of interest in anything else in your life! Say goodbye to your job, your relationships, and your personal hygiene because once you join our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the appearance of a replacement for your initial object of affection. That’s right, forget about that crush you’ve been pining over for years because our server will make you fall head over heels in love with virtual blocks and pixelated pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: problem 2 – is he really that sleepy? Who is he? Why is he sleepy? What’s the deal with all these unanswered questions? You’ll have to join our server to find out!

So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride of insanity, hilarity, and endless hours of Minecraft fun. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of our server!

Pero’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, comedic actor, comedic character, comedic effect, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, humorous performance, humorous reaction, LAUGHING, laughter-inducing, lol, Minecraft, pero, Peros, screen presence, Server, uncontrollable laughter, unexpected

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	820727
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	4124	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry! Our custom NPC characters are so hilariously weird that you won’t be able to contain your laughter. One player said, “Anytime I see this dude pop up on screen I just start fucking laughing. What the fuck is with this thing?” Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and comedy – you won’t regret it!

Hydra Smp

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the Hydra Smp . This server is made for the people cracked/premium .Java/pe to play together and get a good experience. Hope you will really enjoy ! Join now and become a part of this community .

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Cubixity

Cubixity, join now, Minecraft, Nations, Quests, season 1, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny, Towny Server, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422

CUBIXITY! The #1 Towny server! SEASON 1 RELEASE!

-> Nations

-> Quests

-> Skills

JOIN NOW!

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The Stoned Golem – Where creepers are just misunderstood, man. Join our chill community! 1.20.4 SMP, voice plugin included!

1.20.4, Ban From Claims, Chill, Claims, Community, Community Events, Crates, CREEPERS, custom cosmetics, Donations, Exploration, Golem, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, Included, Join, man, misunderstood, Plugin, proximity voice chat, resource pack, Seasonal Crates, Server Events, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Vanilla Experience, VOICE, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people and adds fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items	LARGE amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates	Free crates available and seasonal crates for voting
Claims	Used to protect from griefing and ensure safety
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	3 graves with 24h timer for deaths
Waystones	Teleport to activated waystones for easier travel

What to expect on TSG?

Hard Mode gameplay
Free server with donations for monetary gain
Constant updates and server events
Community hosted events

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ

Is the server reset?

No, TSG has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I get Crate keys?

You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.

Can I toggle PvP on or off?

Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off based on your preference.

What happens if I die?

You get 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for deaths.

How can I protect my area from griefing?

Claims are used to ensure safety from griefing, and you can ban people from your claim if needed.

Is there teleportation available on the server?

Waystones allow you to teleport to activated waystones for easier travel.

ShyCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, Body, desire, ebina, FANTASY, hinata, innocent, long tail, Minecraft, seductive, Sensual, Server, sex body, Sexy, shy and innocent, shy wife, Shy.., ShyCraft, submissive, tags, Wife, Yunyun

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of shy and innocent with a side of sexy! Imagine building your dream world with a shy wife who also has a banging body like Ebina, Hinata, and Yunyun. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of wild combination anywhere else! Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other and let your imagination run wild!

Sony’s Minecraft Server: State of Chaos

brand, Chaos, Competition, console, corporate, customer service, electronics, Entertainment, Gaming, Industry, innovation, Management, market, Minecraft, Performance, PlayStation, products, Quality, reputation, Server, Sony, Sonys, State, Technology, video games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	820
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a giant army of evil chickens. Why are they evil? Who knows, but it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat them and save the day!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you any wish you desire. Want a castle made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft? Imagine a disco ball made of emeralds, music blasting from every corner, and players busting out their best dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the absolute madness that is Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Shulker network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

SHULKER NETWORK THAT CONTAINS LIFESTEAL RANK CUSTOM ARMOUR CUSTOM ENCHANT SURVIVAL PVP RAIDING VOTING DISCORD

shulkernet.strangled.net:3800

Mcbaltics

Backpacks, Baltic countries, battlepass, Casino, Challenges, Community, Cosmetics, custom Hat, Dungeons, English, Estonian, Events, Jobs, Latvian, Lithuanian, Mcbaltics, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Rewards, Rift, Skills, Survival, voice chat

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6230	Ores Mined:	9025
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

The Minecraft server for Minecraft fans of the Baltic countries. Support for English (EN), Lithuanian (LT), Latvian (LV) and Estonian (EE). Friendly and active community. Regular events and challenges. Voice chat channels for real-time communication. Custom Hat, dungeons, casino, Battlepass, Rift, Rewards, Jobs, Custom cosmetics items, Skills, Backpacks and moree…

mc.mcbaltics.com

Non-Political Minecraft Server

Bipartisan, culture, current events, DIVISIVE, History, Memories, Minecraft, non-political, NonPolitical, Nostalgia, past, polarizing, Political, Reflection, remember, Reminiscing, Server, Shit, simpler times, social commentary, society, society today, Unity

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Tired of all the political drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be voting on is whether to build a giant statue of a potato or a llama! No political debates here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Our server is so non-political that even the creepers have agreed to a ceasefire and now just want to dance the night away with you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll uncover ancient scrolls that reveal the true purpose of llamas in Minecraft society. It’s a llama conspiracy, I tell ya!

So leave your political woes at the door and come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!