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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6527 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!