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CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

activism, anti-LGBT law, Awareness, Community, CraftyQueens, discrimination, equality, georgia, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice for trans women, Killed, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, Minority, Server, Support, tragic, trans woman, transgender rights, violence

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8382
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, Crafty, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Roster shuffles, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	51
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

classifieds, customer experience, difficult to use, disappointing changes, Feedback, format, frustrating, functionality problems, improvements needed, Minecraft, mobile compatibility, navigation issues, negative reviews, online marketplace, outdated design, redesign, search function, smp, Terrible, the new CL format, user complaints, user interface, user-friendly

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Emeralds Found:	7682	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8678

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

bedroom etiquette, BoyfriendBunkBedBattles, communication problems, compromise, love and relationships, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, separate bedrooms, Server, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping separately, Snoring, snoring and relationships, snoring conflicts, snoring issues, snoring partner, snoring problems, snoring remedies, snoring solutions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2922	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	1279
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6242
Crops Grown:	4836	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6298
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!