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SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Ancient, Appearance, children, Cultural, fat, Fruitful, Hippocrates, historical, Interpretation, lean, Meaning, Minecraft, phlegmatic, Relaxed, Sarmatians, Server, short, slaves, swarthy, SwarthyCraft, Temperament, Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragons Tamed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchantments Applied:	115
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

CraftyAF Minecraft SMP

CraftyAF, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

ToiletBlocker Minecraft Server

administrative corridor, bowel issues, Code, Colleague, data security, Gatekeeping, Hospital, hospital policy, key code, laxatives, Lock, medical secretary, Minecraft, Panic Button, privacy, Server, staff access, stink, TOILET, ToiletBlocker, Unpleasant, work environment

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a hospital corridor with a secret toilet code? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of keeping unwanted players out with key code locks and bells.

Imagine the drama of denying access to a fellow player who desperately needs to use the toilet because of their explosive bowel issues. Will you be the hero who stands up for privacy and fresh air, or the villain who locks the bathroom door on a poor soul in need?

With data security policies stricter than a hospital’s, you’ll never have to worry about unauthorized players sneaking into your virtual space. Join now and experience the ultimate blend of exclusivity, drama, and bathroom-related shenanigans!

WingWaster2021

Assertiveness, chicken wings, child behavior, Communication, Conflict, dinner party, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, family dinner, family dynamics, food etiquette, food waste, Manners, parenting, peer pressure, social expectations, social norms, table manners, wasteful behavior, WingWaster2021

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Star Shards Collected:	209
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chicken wing warrior? Look no further than our server! We promise not to waste any chicken wings, unlike some people we know cough that 10-year-old girl cough. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and most importantly, a strict policy against wasting perfectly good chicken wings! Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy for parents who can’t grow a pair and stand up to their children. So come join us and let’s show those uneaten wings who’s boss!

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, BoomerCraft, career advancement, Chronic illness, emotional well being, family relationships, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Longevity, mental health, Physical fitness, resilience, retirement planning, self-care, smp, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers filled with kids and teenagers? Join our exclusive SMP for people in their 40s and up!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – did you know that as you get older, your Minecraft building skills actually improve? It’s like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, we have a secret potion in our server that reverses aging effects in real life. So join us and stay forever young in both Minecraft and the real world!

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of elderly ninja villagers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP for the ultimate Minecraft experience for seasoned players. Age is just a number, but in our server, it’s the key to unlocking epic adventures and endless fun!

BlockCrackAddict

addiction, BlockCrackAddict, compulsion, Compulsive, Consuming, craving, dependency, destructive, habits, insatiable, Irresistible, Need, never quit, Obsession, OVERWHELMING, PERSISTENT, RELENTLESS, Unbreakable, uncontrollable, urge

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where the addiction never ends!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so addicting, even Herobrine can’t stay away!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your real life may suffer as you spend hours perfecting your redstone contraptions and battling mobs with your trusty enchanted sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction for building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Just remember to take breaks to eat and sleep, or else you may turn into a blocky zombie yourself!

UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, energy infrastructure, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, political tension, power grid, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneWars, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	200

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES LIKE UKRAINE BUT WE USE EM TO PROTECT OUR ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT A WHOLE TEAM OF DRONE PILOTS READY TO BATTLE IT OUT IN THE SKY. COME JOIN US AND FLY HIGH LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE PILOT, BUT WITHOUT THE POLITICAL TENSION. LET’S PROTECT OUR BLOCKY ENERGY SUPPLY TOGETHER, ONE EXPLOSION AT A TIME.

HostageHavocMC

activism, Community, death, demonstration, General strike, Grief, HostageHavocMC, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, labor rights, MONDAY, mourning, protest, social justice, solidarity, solidarity rally, Tragedy, violence, workers’ rights

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

join dis epic minecraft server cuz it be so lit, it be like a party in a creeper’s den, but without da explosions (hopefully). we got pigs flyin’ around, chickens doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamonds for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. another player built a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back, with a pit stop at a lava hot tub.

we also have epic pvp battles where players ride on llamas armed with diamond swords, and the winner gets a crown made of emeralds.

so come join us on dis server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but we’ll ban ’em faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”). let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Techy Plays Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Techy Plays is a popular content creator known for their gaming videos and tutorials on YouTube. With a focus on technology and gaming, Techy Plays has gained a loyal following for their in-depth reviews, gameplay commentary, and tech tips. With a passion for all things tech-related, Techy Plays continues to inspire and entertain viewers with their engaging content.

Bat out of Vanilla: Moonbat 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bat, Creative, DDNS, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Potions Brewed:	114	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, No-griefing Survival SMP, Griefing allowed SMP
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are the SMP maps reset?	No, both SMP maps won’t reset so your progress is safe.
Do you run player events?	Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
How often do you update the server?	We actively update and maintain the server to ensure a smooth gaming experience.