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CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adventure, Alternate Reality, BUILD, CraftyUniverse, dream world, Dystopia, Enchanting, escapism, Explore, fantastical, FANTASY, fictional universe, imagination, Immersive, MAGICAL, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Sci Fi, speculative fiction, speculative world, surreal, SURVIVE, utopia, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

HamasHavocCraft

AMBITION, captured documents, Conflict, destabilization, extremist group, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, Havoc, Insurgency, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political agenda, Propaganda, Radicalism, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, Unrest, violence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

0.78 seconds, atomic structure, Element Properties, Element Synthesis, half life, halflife, Havoc, Isotope Discovery, Isotope Stability, New Isotope, Nuclear Chemistry, nuclear decay, nuclear physics, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, Physicists, PlutoCraft, plutonium, Plutonium-227, Radioactive Elements, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, synthesize

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Nova Anarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Minecraft Anarchy Freedom Adventure Rules Anti-cheat Elytra Hacks Doxxing Rank Chaos Explore Build Team Destroy Gaming Community Survival PvP Sandbox

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

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ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, APPROVED, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, hermitcraft, Images, Imitation, java, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Previous seasons, ProbablyNotSketchy, Semi Vanilla, SemiChocolate, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Villages Defended:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season 12 Release Date	2nd August
Server Location	North America
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the focus of the server?

The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are some features of the server?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
Organized Dragon Fights and various events
350 server members and 550 in total
Pokemon channel available

Are there mini seasons on the server?

Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87311363, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

boyfriends, Cases, Catch News, Chinese, Chinese men, Eve Woman, femdom, guangzhou, han, Han Chinese, Husbands, Minecraft, Next Shark., oppose, Partners, penectomies, penis, penis removal, penises severed, Prison, Psychology, Removal, sex, sexual frustration, smp, Standard Media, Support, suspended sentences, wikipedia, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CreepCraft, Disrespect, distant behavior, dream, emotional cheating, Friend, hurt feelings, Kissing, Marriage, messages, Minecraft, processing, relationship issues, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Towns Built:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

CraftySisNoTalk

blended families, Communication Issues, CraftySisNoTalk, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, father daughter relationship, half siblings, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

LibidoFixMC SMP

Communication, Intimacy, libido boosters, libido issues, LibidoFixMC, low libido, Masturbation, relationship advice, relationships, self pleasure, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual health tips, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual satisfaction tips, sexual therapy, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!