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NoSeatForKidsCraft

balance, blisters, child, child-free, disabled, Elderly, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, giving up seat, long journey, NoSeatForKidsCraft, parents, pet peeve, Pregnant, priority, public transport, public transportation, refusal, social etiquette, standing, Subway

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7665	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Votes:	2686	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!

Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

HateCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	143301	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Do you hate when people build ugly dirt houses in Minecraft? Do you cringe at the sight of someone using cobblestone for everything? Well, then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants to look at that eyesore while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will haunt your dreams if you dare to build something hideous on our server. So come join us and show off your building skills, or risk facing the wrath of the legendary Herobrine!

BlockyBetrayal

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, broken trust, Cheating, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating spouse, cheating wife, Deception, discovering infidelity, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Love Lost, painful discovery, relationship problems, relationships, Trust, unfaithful partner

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting cheated on again! Why? Because our server is filled with loyal and trustworthy players who would never betray you like that. In fact, we have a special plugin that alerts you if anyone on the server is even thinking about cheating on you in real life. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of protection on any other server.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are experts at catching cheaters. They will peck anyone who tries to cheat on you, ensuring that your love life remains drama-free in the Minecraft world.

So come join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a community that has your back, no matter what. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NATOWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Medvedev, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATOWarzone, opposition, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2

so, liek, u no how russia’s medvedev is all liek “if ukraine join nato, we go to war”? well, dis server is liek dat, but with less war and more blocky fun! join dis server and u can build ur own nato alliance or start a war with ur frenemies! we got crazy mods dat let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like ride pigs into battle or turn ur enemies into chickens! plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave! come join da madness and see for urself! who needs nato when u got dis epic minecraft server?!

CraftyJohnny1000

Abuse, accusations, allegations, Celebrities, CraftyJohnny1000, entertainment industry, Exploitation, investigation, J-pop, Japan, Johnny Kitagawa, Justice, Men, misconduct, Music (Industry), scandal, sexual abuse, Support, survivors, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Votes:	1455
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	6407
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a party but in minecraft!!! we got so many cool builds and u can make ur own house and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.

and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.

KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

Argument, assertion, BELIEF, Claim, Contention, debate, disagreement, dislike, fact, IHateKetchup, Interpretation, ketchup, KetchupSucks, Objective, opinion, perspective, Statement, Subjective, Truth, Viewpoint

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	376540	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCureDepressions

amitriptyline, antidepressant medications, antidepressants, behavioral activation, cognitive behavioral therapy, CraftyCureDepressions, depression treatment, evidence-based treatments, holistic approach., JAMA review, medication management, mental health, mental health care, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological therapies, Psychotherapy, randomized clinical trials, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, Therapy options, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7589
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna cure ur depression cuz we got more dan 20 antidepressants in da game! just pop a virtual pill and u’ll be feelin’ fine in no time! we also offer therapy sessions with our in-game counselors who specialize in behavioral activation. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis crazy cure for ur sadness! come join da fun and leave ur depression behind!

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

Addictive, aroma, aroma therapy, bold flavor, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, dark coffee, DELICIOUS, ENERGIZE, Fragrance, indulgence, JavaJolt, long-lasting, Minecraft, morning, NUTTY, Relaxation, rich aroma, scent, sensory experience, Server, Wake Up

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server will make you nut every time the fragrance of dark coffee starts playing. Yes, you heard that right – we have coffee-scented Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and nut to your heart’s content. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join now for the ultimate caffeine-fueled adventure!

LuckyLouie’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

classic tv, comedy, Entertainment, forgotten comedies, Forgotten Gems, forgotten TV shows, HBO, humor, Lane, Louis C.K., Lucky Louie, LuckyLouies, Memory, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, Remembering, Server, Sitcom, stand up comedy, television, Throwback, tv show, underrated shows

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4058	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that you’ll forget Lucky Louie ever existed!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever holds it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time you shear it? Collect all the colors of the rainbow and become the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to gain entry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Lucky Louie when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

Bro’s GF Pays & Plays Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bros, brother, Chores, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, freeloading, Girlfriend, guest etiquette, House, house rules, household expenses, living arrangement, living together, long-term stay, Minecraft, Pays, PLAYS, privacy, Server, shared space, Utilities

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like my brother’s girlfriend moving in without contributing!

Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about unexpected house guests taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without the fear of unwanted roommates showing up with suitcases.

Plus, our server is so big that you’ll never have to worry about sharing your space with anyone else. No more arguments over who cleans what or who pays for utilities – it’s all about building and exploring in peace.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who doesn’t overstay her welcome!