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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off an army of evil chickens with laser beams on their heads!

Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame this mythical creature, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! *”’

Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

black humor, body horror, dark comedy, fran, Franken, Franken Fran, Frans, Grotesque, HAT, horror manga, mad scientist, madness, Manga adaptation, manga art, manga characters, Manga collection, manga fanatics, manga genre, manga lovers, manga recommendations, manga series, medical manga, Minecraft, smp, surgery

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	331	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

PixelPeenPurge

aging, body image, Boundaries, Communication, emotional reactions, husband, Insecurity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, nude photos, past gifts, personal boundaries, PixelPeenPurge, postpartum, Reassurance, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Trust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	130	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

Accountability, Court, courtroom, criminal, Fairness, History, Honesty, Integrity, judgement, Justice, law, Legal System, lie, NoLiesCourthouse, person, prosecute, punishment, testimony, TimeTravelerSMP, trial, Truth, Witness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

RoommateCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3058	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

Adventure, classic, Community, Creative, Enchanting, Exploration, FANTASY, Journey, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mythical, No Donations, No Dupe, No Registration, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

s1.farworld.ru

Stand Up Minecraft Server

75 years, achievement, anniversary, beacon of hope, celebration, China, Colony, Development, Evolution, future prospects, growth, History, inspiration, milestone, Minecraft, perseverance, progress, resilience, Server, Stand, success, transformation, war-torn

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

#my hero academia, Academia, Anime, artwork, Character, Comic, Commission, COSPLAY, Creative, critique, design, FANART, Feedback, Hero, Heroes, illustration, japanese, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, review, SHONEN, smp, Superpowers, Villains

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9409
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8031	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

BlockBuster100

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Items Found:	7970
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!