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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3058 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 275 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.