逃げ上手の若君 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SamuraiCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, comedy, Competition, dog shooting competition, episode 5, eyes on the prize, historical, japanese tv, Minecraft, new episode, ninja, Samurai, SamuraiCraft, saturday, Saturday morning, Server, smelly ninja, The Elusive Samurai, TOKYO MX, 逃げ上手の若君

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	77	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Saturday morning anime episode? Look no further! Join our server for the chance to participate in our legendary dog shooting competition – don’t worry, it’s all virtual! Who knows, you might even come face to face with a smelly ninja who’s been hiding in the shadows. Tune in to our server for episode 5, airing on TOKYO MX in just 30 minutes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPerfect, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden delights, forbidden pleasures, forbidden scents, forbidden smells, ForbiddenFragrance, guilty pleasures, hidden delights, hidden scents, illicit aromas, off-limits scents, peculiar aromas, secret indulgence, secret scents, surprising scents, taboo fragrances, taboo scents, unconventional odors, unexpected favorites, unique fragrances, unusual favorites, unusual scents

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ores Mined:	3803
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Towns Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6899	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	1782	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	91095	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.