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Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Magic Items Found:	2535	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

assets, BUILD, Church, Communication, concerns, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, generations, inherit, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial fund, parents, Properties, PropertyCraft, Religion, Siblings, Support, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPantyPop

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Ores Mined:	2164	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY mythical creature your heart desires! Want to be a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Done. How about a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of flowers? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs to be a regular old Steve or Alex when you can be a magical being of epic proportions? So come on, join us and unleash your inner mythical creature!

DroNeRusCraft

African workers, Africans, Conflict, Deception, DroNeRusCraft, Drones, eastern europe, employment, Exploitation, false promises, forced labor, international relations, labor exploitation, Manufacturing, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Animals Bred:	158
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have africans building drones for russia but they think they’re in ukraine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Teenage BFFs: The Key to Happiness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just need some pals to build stuff with? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da teenage friendships u need to keep u happy and satisfied in life.

our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.