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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9714 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4369 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3372 |
Ores Mined: | 8520 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.