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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2262 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 687380 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?
But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever
