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ExPicsOrKickBan

blended families, Boundaries, child development, children’s feelings, co parenting, Communication, custody arrangements, emotional impact, emotional well being, exclusion, ExPicsOrKickBan, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, parental concerns, parental decisions, sibling relationships, step-parenting, visitation rights

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	168
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	8500

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the drama of a lifetime as you navigate through relationships, breakups, and family feuds all while building your dream blocky empire.

Imagine a world where your ex’s mom keeps redecorating your virtual house with pictures of only one of your kids, leaving the other feeling left out and unimportant. Will you stand up for your son’s feelings and demand equal representation in your Minecraft home? Or will you let the drama unfold as your ex’s mom insists on displaying her precious canvas pictures?

Join us and create your own outrageous stories as you fight for family unity in the most unexpected of places. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of juicy drama and emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Name: TerribleNamesBeGone Minecraft SMP

bad names, better name, brand awareness, brand identity, brand image, brand perception, brand recognition, creative names, Improvement, marketing strategy, Minecraft, Naming, naming conventions, product branding, Product Design, product development, product names, rebranding, Renaming, smp, Suggestions, TerribleNamesBeGone, terribly named

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally whack Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, sooo bad at naming stuff, like seriously, who comes up with these names? But like, don’t worry, I got you covered with some way better names for it.

So like, this server is like a hot mess of craziness, but in a good way, you know? Like, one time, I saw a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic, bro. And then, out of nowhere, a giant pink unicorn appeared and started shooting rainbows at everyone. Like, what even is this server, man?

But like, if you wanna join in on the madness, you totally should. I mean, where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, and have dance parties with creepers? It’s like a dream come true, but like, a really weird dream that you never wanna wake up from.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s as crazy as a bag of cats on a trampoline, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Like, literally anything. So come join us and let’s get weird together, my dudes.

ColorfulCraft

color, color choice, color choices, color favorites, color options, color preference, color preferences, color selection, color selections, color tag, colorfulcraft, Favorite, favorite color, favorite color question, long tail tag, personal color preference, tags, what is your favorite color

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5935	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server because we have a rainbow sheep farm where you can dye them any color you want! Want a pink sheep? We got you covered. How about a neon green sheep? No problem! Our sheep are the most fashionable in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just make sure to bring your diamond armor in case things get wild.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of the rainbow. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

aggression, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Invasion, Military, Military Action, peace talks, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strikes, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crops Grown:	5111	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ UKRAINE BE LAUNCHING MAJOR STRIKES ON RUSSIAN CITIES AND WE NEED UR HELP TO FIGHT DA BADDIES! BUILD BOMB SHELTERS, CRAFT MISSILES, AND DEFEND OUR PIXELATED LAND! PLUS, WE GOT CUTE LLAMA RIDES AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #WARZONEFUN #LLAMALOVE #RAINBOWFARTS

ConservativeCraft: Redstone Republic

2012-2024, Analyzing data, conservative political metrics, ConservativeCraft, data analysis, food insecurity, health disparities, health outcomes, healthcare disparities, infant mortality, policy implications, political influence, premature deaths, public health, public policy, Redstone, Republic, research findings, researchers, social determinants, societal impact, statistical analysis, US states

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	684	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. It’s like, totally lit, bro.

Join this server if you want to experience the most insane adventures ever. We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground bunker filled with treasure.

Plus, our community is super chill and supportive. We’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. And if you ever need help, just shout “potato” in the chat and someone will come to your rescue.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond sword of destiny hidden in the depths of the Nether. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Embersmp

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Faction, Friendly, Gaming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ores Mined:	9542	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8442

Are you ready for a fun, unique, and peaceful SMP server to join? Then check out Embersmp! It has all new structures, biomes, and mobs, plus McMMO-style skills, realistic mechanics, and much more! This epic Survival server even supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, and it’s in offline mode (aka cracked), too! What could be better? Join now and come have a world of fun with friends and everyone already playing on Embersmp!

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Melio

Builder, Community, Coreprotect, Custom World Generation, Drama-free, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Mature, Melio, Paper, rule enforcement, safe space, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, trust-based system, Vanillatweaks, Whitelist, whitelist system

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	3627	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Melio
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	No land claiming, whitelist system, trust-based play, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect
Location	Western US
Community	Mature, drama-free, inclusive

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed on the same day.

What plugins does the server use?

The server uses TerraformGenerator for custom world generation, VanillaTweaks for minor recipe changes, CoreProtect for logging actions, and Simple Voice Chat for optional in-game proximity voice chat.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

While the rules list is short, the server enforces them very strictly. One major rule is “NO THEFT”.

Can I use mods or hacks on the server?

No, the server is strictly vanilla with no mods or hacks allowed. Players must adhere to the server’s rules and play in a fair manner.

Eclipse Valley 1.21

anti-black, anti-minority, anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, Bigotry, discrimination, eclipse, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, hate speech laws, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, prejudice, racial inequality, racism, Social Issues, Valley, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8018
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	165894
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where you can unleash your inner chaos!

Build giant monuments dedicated to your favorite conspiracy theories and battle against other players in epic PvP matches!

Explore our vast map filled with hidden secrets and traps that will keep you on your toes!

Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the players, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to question reality!

Plus, we have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the lizard people. You won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on, join us and let’s dive deep into the rabbit hole together. Just don’t forget your tinfoil hat!

BoomerBounceCraft

40ish old ladies, aita, back of church, bench, BoomerBounceCraft, Church, condescending, Dissapointment, floor seating, LAUGHING, Mass, not giving seat, old lady, passive aggressive, reserved seating, respect elders, Rude, Students, sunday school, taken seat

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

TimeWaster SMP

bad habits, distractions, inefficiency, multitasking, Prioritization, procrastination, productivity, smp, Time management, time management apps, time management goals, time management skills, time management strategies, time management techniques, time management tips, time management tools, time management training, time thieves, time tracking, time wasters, timewaster, work habits

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time.

So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.

And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.