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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2593 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5467 | Animals Bred: | 152 |
| Crops Grown: | 8905 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.
Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!
Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!
