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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4517	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	1546	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Emeralds Found:	8834
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Items Found:	8911
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	878086	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8068	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	170	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!