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ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked

Approval, approval rating, Debunking, election, fact check, Government, growth, leadership, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Rating, statistics, support claim, trump, TrumpDebunked, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8199	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

200 times sweeter, arteries, artificial sweetener, aspartame, build up, Builder, fatty plaque, heart attacks, INCREASE, insulin, insulin levels, intestines, Mice, plaque, receptors, Release, Risk, spike, spikes, Stroke, Sugar, SWEET, sweetener, Tricks

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crops Grown:	6147
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

Wendsmine-anarchy server minecraft

administration, alt, Anarchy, Auto, banner, Class, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, Server, server description, set, soon, Storage, Title, Wendsmine, WENDSMINE-ANARCHIA, width

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5784

Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!

WendsMine.aternos.me:13680

Echoing Shadows 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, BEDROOM, brother, cried, Echoing, ejaculated, feelings, French forum, high school, naked, PANICKED.., parents, penis, purpose, rape, Scared, sexual abuse, shadows, shower, Swore, testimony, Touch

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! We have crazy stories like this one from a French forum to keep you entertained. Imagine the chaos of a brother asking you to touch his Minecraft sword because it hurts, only to end up with a messy situation! If you want a server that will make you laugh, cry, and scream all at once, then join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you in our world of blocky madness!

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

aita, CHECK, devastated, eastern KY, Flooding, home, major winter storm, middle of winter storm, Minecraft, no running water, parents, parents home, Pick up, real shower, Refuse, Region, RELENTLESS, running water, Server, son’s mother, Utilities, waters receding, winter storm, working toilet

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	1894
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Potions Brewed:	91
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!

MommaCraft – Keep Out!

advice, anxiety, apologies, Best Friend, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict, DATING, family, friendship, mental health, MommaCraft, overstepping, Parties, PERSONAL LIFE, perspective, privacy, relationships, sex life, Trust

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Crops Grown:	2394
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Are you tired of boring friendships where nothing exciting happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like how Mary spills all the tea to her mom, you can spill all your secrets to your fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

Looking for a server where boundaries are just a suggestion? Look no further! Just like Mary’s mom, who loves to give unsolicited advice, our community is always ready to give you their two cents on your builds, your mining techniques, and even your love life.

So come join us on this server where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is served hot like a fresh batch of lava. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

Airport, AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP, anecdote, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Experience, funny, luggage, Observation, odd, ODDITY, peculiar, SECURITY, Sight, strange, Surprising, travel, Traveler, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

LoveCraftedLlamas

alternative relationships, breaking norms, challenging norms, DATING, defying expectations, Defying Societal Norms, defying stereotypes, love, love is love, love knows no rules, love without boundaries, LoveCraftedLlamas, modern romance, non-traditional relationships, redefining romance, relationships, romantic norms, societal expectations, unconventional love, unconventional love stories, unconventional partnerships

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Crops Grown:	2592	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old romantic norms? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re into dating creepers, having romantic picnics in the Nether, or maybe even getting hitched to a zombie villager! Who needs traditional romance when you can have a love affair with a blocky pig? So come on down to our server and let your love for Minecraft run wild!

DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, current events, Deception, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, disinformation space, foreign relations, Government, international affairs, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, Server, trump, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Magic Items Found:	2218
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can talk and give you life advice. and our diamonds? oh man, they sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave.

plus, we got this secret underground cave where you can find a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and chickens ride on horses. it’s wild, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. it’s like watching two llamas duke it out over a carrot. pure entertainment, bro.

so yeah, join our server and escape the boring reality of everyday life. come hang out with us in our crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

Putin’sWarCraftEU

aggression, Blame, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, political turmoil, putin, PutinsWarCraftEU, reeling, russia, Tension, trump, Ukraine, united states, War, world news

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got like, zombies and creepers and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be the richest player ever.

oh, and get this, we got this crazy story where Trump is blaming Ukraine for Putin’s war. like, what even is that? it’s so wild, man. you gotta come check it out for yourself. join now and be a part of the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.