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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7908 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
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