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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6588 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!