父母 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CompliSults Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	1864	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Villages Defended:	11

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	587	Crops Grown:	5109
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Buildings Constructed:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2284	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9031
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8200
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	876428	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!