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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8642 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 3145 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).
So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles