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UltimateMC – Funniest Ultimatums Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, FUNNIEST, Honesty, love, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, UltimateMC, Ultimatum, ultimatum advice, ultimatum experiences, ultimatum stories, Ultimatums, worst ultimatum

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring ultimatums from your partner like “clean the dishes or else”? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only ultimatum you’ll get is “build an epic castle or else face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, hilarious pranks, and the chance to tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

ParentalGriefCraft

childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, neglect, parental control, parental mistakes, ParentalGriefCraft, parenting, self reflection, Therapy, toxic relationships, Trauma recovery

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our server! Join us and build your dream world where homework doesn’t exist and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and show your parents who’s boss by spending all day on our server – they’ll never know what hit ’em!

MineCraftLaborQueen

activism, civil rights, death sentence, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, Justice, labor activist, MineCraftLaborQueen, Oppression, political repression, protest, rights groups, social justice, WOMAN, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

so lyke, u kno this server, it’s like, the bomb diggity. we got diamondz for dayz and creepers that do the cha cha slide. our admin is a llama in a top hat who can ban u with a flick of his tail.

u wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with cookies and unicorns. plus, we have a mini game where u have to fight off an army of evil chickens with only a stick. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and have the time of ur life, or else the llama admin will come for u. just kidding…or am i?

CraftyInsomnia

auditory hallucinations, brain activity, brain function, circadian rhythm, cognitive function, CraftyInsomnia, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Hallucinations, insomnia, late night, mental health, muscle spasms, neurological response, sensory perception, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, tiredness, visual disturbances

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	New Chunks Explored:	252405

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! our pixelated world will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels as you navigate through insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles.

rumor has it that if you play on our server long enough, you might start seeing minecraft blocks in real life! imagine walking down the street and seeing a creeper waiting to explode right in front of you. it’s like virtual reality, but without the fancy goggles!

we also have a secret hidden level where you can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a unicorn. yes, you read that right. a giant zombie pigman riding a unicorn. where else can you find that kind of madness?

so come join us on our minecraft server and get ready to have your brain twisted into knots. who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?

MoonMagnetCraft

backyard telescope, Bright, defied explanation, hundreds of miles, lab experiments, light-colored, Lunar exploration, lunar features, lunar geology, lunar mysteries, lunar phenomena, Lunar swirls, magma activity, magnetized, Moon surface, Moon’s surface, MoonMagnetCraft, rocks, sinuous features, Underground, Visible

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join dis crazy minecraft server where lunar swirls come to life and u can ride dem like rollercoasters! we got light-colored, sinuous features dat u can see from ur backyard telescope, they extend for HUNDREDS of miles like a never-ending road trip.

we got rocks dat are MAGNETIZED by magma activity underground, making dem super cool to look at and even cooler to ride on. u can be like a lunar cowboy, wrangling dem swirls and showin off ur skills to all ur friends.

so come on down to dis server and experience da madness of lunar swirls like never before! who needs normal when u can have CRAZY?!

Crystal Moon Minecraft Server

Active, Adventure, Community, Creative, Crystal Moon, Custom, Economy, Events, FANTASY, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3652	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

The owner of the server «Crystal Moon» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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ZenlessMC – The Chill Zone!

2024.., character demo, Character Teaser, Chill, claimable codes, ellen, Launch, New Eridu, Oh Ellen Please, pre-release special program, Redeemable Codes, release date, Scissors, Shark Tail, STICKERS, Tiesto, Trailer, TVCM, Twitter account, Website, Zenless, ZenlessMC, Zone, Zone Zero

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3492
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1900	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with shark tails, scissors, and uniforms – because why not? Our server is so wacky, even Ellen herself would be begging to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! We have a special program called “Welcome to New Eridu” where you’ll embark on a journey like no other. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else.

And did we mention our exclusive redeemable codes that can only be claimed in-game? Get ready to unlock some epic rewards with codes like ZZZFREE100 and ZENLESSLAUNCH. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot Tiësto hanging out in our Zenless Zone Zero. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Chef, Craftsmanship, Culinary, culture, Dedication, documentary, family, Food, hard work, inspiration, Japan, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Kino, Legacy, michelin star, Minecraft, Passion, perfectionism, Server, sushi, sushi chef, SushiCraft, Traditional

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is easily one of the most kino (yes, we said kino) documentaries of all-time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a giant chicken boss. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? You can do that too!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Minecraft Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like sheep shearing races and pumpkin pie eating contests. And did we mention that the winner gets a real-life diamond crown? Okay, maybe not real diamonds but still, pretty cool, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GrannyGate2021

blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family heritage, family hierarchy, family history, family legacy, family relationships, family respect, family roles, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, grandparent titles, GrannyGate2021, parenting, Respect, stepfamily

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! We have a special area where you can build a virtual family with as many grandparents as you want – and they all get along perfectly! No more awkward questions from the kids about why grandma and grandpop are married to different people or why they have different titles.

Join now and create the ultimate family tree in Minecraft, where everyone is happy and drama-free! Build a virtual world where your dad’s wife doesn’t get mad when the kids ask her tough questions about her place in the family. Let your imagination run wild and create the perfect family dynamic without any judgment or arguments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real family drama behind! It’s time to build a new family where everyone gets along, even in the virtual world. Let the fun and laughter begin!

CreeperBeGone Minecraft Server

CreeperBeGone, emotions, Identity, Individuality, inspiration, introspection, Introspective, Journey, Life, Minecraft, motivation, Music, Personal, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-empowerment, Self-expression, Server, Soul searching, Soundtrack, theme song

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	7476	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Are you tired of living in a world without a theme song? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your life will have its very own theme song! Picture this: every time you log on, a choir of Minecraft villagers will serenade you with a personalized anthem that perfectly captures the essence of your existence. Whether you’re mining for diamonds or battling creepers, your theme song will be there to pump you up and keep you motivated. So why settle for a mundane life when you can have a soundtrack that’s as epic as your adventures in the blocky world? Join our server now and let the music of your life begin!