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BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	568	Dragon Eggs Found:	8076
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Votes:	3278

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mines Excavated:	4157
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	141	Towns Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Votes:	5063	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.

CraftInsomnia

avoiding caffeine, avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, exercise for better sleep, herbal remedies, insomnia, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleeplessness, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	616

Join our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so hilarious that they’ll have you laughing all night long! Our creepers tell the best jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a stand-up comedy routine that’s to die for. Plus, our Ender Dragon is a master at playing the kazoo – you won’t want to miss it! So if you’re looking for a sleepless night filled with laughter and fun, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server!

HanwhaCraft: Romanian Armor Factory

aerospace, aerospace and defense, aerospace giant, armor, armored vehicle, armored vehicle factory, begin.., Defense, FACTORY, GIANT, Hanwha, Hanwha Aerospace, HanwhaCraft, Korean, Korean aerospace, Korean aerospace and defense, Korean defense, Romania, Romanian, vehicle factory, work

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6880	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where we have korean aerospace and defense giant hanwha aerospace building armored vehicles in romania!!! why would you want to miss out on that??? imagine driving around in a tank while fighting off creepers and zombies, all thanks to hanwha aerospace!!! plus, rumor has it that if you join the server, you might even get a free tank to use in the game!!! don’t be a square, join now and experience the ultimate armored vehicle adventure in minecraft!!!

Youthful Monkey Metformin Server

aging process, anti-aging, brain aging, brain function, brain health, China, cognitive decline, cognitive function, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Fountain Of Youth, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neurology, pharmaceuticals, scientific research, Server, Youthful, youthfulness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	158923
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Potions Brewed:	189

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing cray cray. dis server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, just like dat common diabetes drug metformin. scientists in china found dat monkeys who play on dis server age slower in da brain. so, if u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh, join dis server now! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. yea, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig while having a convo with a cow. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waiting for? join now and stay forever young in ur brain, just like dem monkeys in china.