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Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	126	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	23732
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9105
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ores Mined:	3596	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Void Armor Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	3451	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Enchantments Applied:	156

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, authentic, blocky, Caring, committed, cuck, cucks, cute girl, dependable, faithful, faithful partner, genuine, Honest, kind-hearted, loving, Loyal, never cheat, Reliable, Sincere, Spice, true love, trustworthy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

Accountability, adept, Communication, completion, DEADLINE, deliverables, efficiency, Excuses, Expectations, Feedback, follow-up, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, procrastination, productivity, progress, questions, real, RESPONSIBILITY, Send, Server, Submission, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	757
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchantments Applied:	225	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

Pixelated K-Pop War: Korea vs Japan Minecraft Madness

aggression, Asia, Colonization, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, History, imperialism, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Korea, Kpop, madness, Military, Minecraft, occupation, pixelated, Politics, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Territorial, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.

And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

balance, capitalism, career, Casual, Economy, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, games, Immersive, Job, leisure, Life, minecrafty, MONEY, mundane, part, Realistic, Roleplaying, Routine, simulation, virtual, wageslave, work

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!