晚安小雞 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FrenchFriesInSerbia

$3 billion deal, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, BALKANS, Defense, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, French warplanes, FrenchFriesInSerbia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military modernization, nato, russia, Serbia, strategic shift

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.

imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.

we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VibeCraft: Learn to Please

adult toys, Artificial Intelligence, Customization, data collection, Future, innovation, intimate technology, learn, machine learning, machine learning algorithms, Personal preferences, personalized experiences, Pleasure, sensor technology, sexual health, sexual wellness, Smart Devices, tech advancements, Technology, user experience, VibeCraft, vibrator

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1672	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dimension Hops:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3293	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

digital community, digital space, forum, Freaks, FreakyCraft, image board, image sharing, image sharing platform, Imagine, internet culture, internet forum, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online image board, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	912	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Runes Activated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5364	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

alternative perspectives, cognitive biases, controversial topics, critical thinking, debunked theories, Examples, groupthink, historical events, historical inaccuracies, majority consensus, Minecraft, Misinformation, popular beliefs, public opinion, recent history, revisionist history, smp, societal beliefs, societal norms, wrong, WrongConsensus

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2725
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Zombie Dances:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!

UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!

beauty, blocks, UglyCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	New Chunks Explored:	976184
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3798	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called ugly again because our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauty! Our server is so visually stunning that even the Ender Dragon would stop in its tracks to take a selfie with the scenery. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a flawless complexion and our enchanted weapons make you look like a total badass. So come join us and show off your inner and outer beauty in a world where even the creepers are jealous of your looks!