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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8270 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 9193 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
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oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.