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BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, Beirut blasts, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, explosions, Humanitarian Aid, international news, Israeli air strikes, Israeli airstrikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Divine Spears Created:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

all time, beloved film, best movie, BlockBusterFlicks, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, classic, Craft, emotional, Entertaining, favorite film, favorite movie, film, forever favorite, Impactful, memorable, movie lover, must watch, personal choice, Timeless, top pick, watch, why

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8639	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7009	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Votes:	2396	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!