政论 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelWars: DroneStrike!

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, Defense, drone attack, DroneStrike, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, missile attack, PixelWars, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	2298	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN A RUSSIAN DRONE ATTACK!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT MAKE UKRAINE LOOK LIKE A PICNIC, AND OUR PVP BATTLES ARE MORE INTENSE THAN A WAR ZONE.

JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHAOS REIGNS AND DEATH IS A DAILY OCCURRENCE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!

coronavirus, Covid-19, Development, Difficulties, health, Illness, incidence, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, mental illness, mitigation, pandemic, Prevention, research, Risk, sanity, statistics, study, unvaccinated, vaccination, vaccine, VaxCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Potions Brewed:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Emeralds Found:	8574
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never catch covid-19 in the game! our virtual world is vaccinated and protected from all viruses, including the dreaded herobrine virus!

unvaccinated players beware, for if you catch covid-19 in the game, you may experience brain damage and start building houses out of dirt blocks! but fear not, our vaccinated players are immune to such madness and can continue to mine diamonds in peace.

so join us now and protect your mental health by getting vaccinated in our minecraft world! who knew that getting a shot could be so fun and prevent you from turning into a zombie villager!

Abby’s Golden Shower Minecraft Server

ABBY, Abbys, accident, bathroom accident, bathroom emergency, bladder control, bladder issues, bladder problems, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, EMBARRASSMENT, Golden, Humiliation, LEAK.., Minecraft, Pee, Peeing, public urination, Server, shame, shower, urinary incontinence, wet pants, wetting herself

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Votes:	9876
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never speak of Abby’s unfortunate accident. But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter here!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers for their next fashion project. Or how about participating in our annual pig racing competition, where the fastest pig gets crowned as the new king of the server?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with talking dolphins and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for treasure. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where the trees have a mind of their own and will only let you pass if you can solve their riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember, what happens on the server stays on the server (especially when it comes to Abby’s bladder control issues).

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2030

assassin business, Blitzo, Clownfish edition, Cytube channel, Demons, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, hazbin hotel pilot, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to Clownfish EditionOP Template! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Imagine building your own hotel in Hell, just like Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehabilitate demons to reduce overpopulation. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with Blitzo and his crew in Helluva Boss. The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wild world.

Join now for a chance to create your own hilarious stories and adventures, from rehabilitating demons to running a startup in Hell. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this Clownfish EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a hellishly good time. Join now and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

asian, baby, Boundaries, brother, close-knit, Communication, culture, decision, discomfort, family, House, Introverts, Minecraft, Move, NeighborlyCraft, parents, passive aggressive, Planning, selfish, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	211
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Votes:	904
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior? Do you want to escape the chaos and enjoy some peace and quiet in Minecraft? Then join our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise away from nosy relatives!

Imagine a world where you can create your own family-free zone, where no one can bother you with their baby-raising opinions or constant visits. Build a fortress to keep out unwanted guests, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from family drama.

On our server, you can live out your introverted dreams without anyone judging you for wanting some alone time. Join now and escape the real world for a while – trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisterSavageCraft

adulting, communication struggles, coping with loss, dealing with difficult family members, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, GRIEVING, handling conflict, mental health, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sister issues, SisterSavageCraft, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	873	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	155
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ores Mined:	7849

Are you tired of dealing with dramatic and draining family members like my sis (F36)? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want to relax and have some fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. With 4 kids, a small bakery, and PPD, I know how important it is to take a break and have some me-time. And let’s be real, who has time for family drama when you have toddlers and an infant to take care of?

Forget about handling your sis with kid gloves and trying to smooth things over. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine waiting to be discovered… 😉

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Emeralds Found:	625	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

al, Angers edition, Brewers, cleveland, Crafting, crusaders, dodgers, Houston, long tail tags, Minecraft, MLB, NL, NY Yankees, Phillies, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2245	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!