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Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Potions Brewed:	60	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Farms Harvested:	516
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	116
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magic Items Found:	7369
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

adult actress, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult film actress, adult film star, adult industry, arousal, Climax, ejaculation, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Ice, ice spice, Minecraft, pornography, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, Spice, taboo

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	48	Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness

The Secret MineCraft SMP Player

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Votes:	4518	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps just waiting for you to join in on the fun. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a monthly hot dog eating contest (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!