揍樹 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExBlockParty: No Exes Allowed!

ah, Allowed, Apology, Behavior, birthday parties, cakes, children, damages, ex husband, ExBlockParty, exclusion, Exes, family, Group Chat, inflatables, Kids, misbehaving, outbursts, SIL, Son, tantrums, Themes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7763	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Towns Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unruly kids at a birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of inflatable drama and cake chaos.

We promise not to let any knife-wielding children ruin your fun, and if they do, we’ll make sure they pay for the damages (unlike a certain Jane we know). Plus, we offer two parties for the price of one, just in case you need to separate the troublemakers from the well-behaved guests.

So come join us for a virtual birthday bash like no other, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

SecretSMPWhisperer

#classified information, concealed truths, Confessions, confidential matters, guarded truths, hidden confessions, hidden emotions, hidden truths, innermost secrets, intimate confessions, kept quiet, personal secrets, personal thoughts, private feelings, private musings, private revelations, Secrets, SecretSMPWhisperer, undisclosed feelings, undisclosed information., untold stories

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Potions Brewed:	43
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more secrets than a gossiping llama! Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets, like who actually built that giant statue of a chicken or who keeps leaving random signs with cryptic messages around spawn. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server because there’s always some juicy drama brewing just below the surface. So come join us and see if you can uncover the biggest secret of them all – who keeps stealing all the cake from the community chest!

NoGoToCountryCraft

Adventure, AVOID, Country, culture, Curiosity, curiosity-led, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, fear, geography, Never, NoGoToCountryCraft, Personal, Politics, Safety, tourism, travel, vacation, world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you feel like you’re in a never-ending geography lesson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We promise you’ll never have to worry about visiting the country you never want to go to because on our server, we’ve banned it! That’s right, no more pesky mobs from that country ruining your day. Join us and embark on wild adventures in a world where the only borders are the ones you build yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to that country forever!

BrickSettlersMC

brick structures, bricklaying, Bricks, BrickSettlersMC, brickwork, building materials, building process, building stability, construction, construction techniques, foundation, Masonry, Settling, settling behavior, settling patterns, settling phenomenon, settling process, settling properties, solid foundation, structural integrity, structural settlement

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crops Grown:	1142	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, come join this minecraft server where bricks do all the work for you! no need to worry about building, just place a brick and watch it settle itself into the perfect structure. it’s like magic, but with bricks.

we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a land filled with talking animals who will give you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time, a chicken asked me to find its lost egg in a dungeon filled with zombies. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? yeah, you can live in it if you want. just be careful of the lava moat surrounding it.

so, like, come join us on this minecraft server where the bricks settle themselves and the adventures never end. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Welcome to FroobWorld, where the only thing more vanilla than our server is the ice cream! 1.21 update, y’all!

back, Chat, Cheating, Chest locking, cream, Donations, FroobWorld, Griefing, home, Ice, Land claiming, Lockette, Long-term maps, PG-13, Prizes, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spawn, stealing, Survival, Tpa, update, Vanilla, View distance, Votes, Yall

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

FroobWorld Minecraft Server

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join Discord
Website	Visit Website
Dynmap	View Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and keep chat PG-13.
Is there a limit to land claiming size?	Within reason, there is no limit to land claiming size.
Can I lock my chests?	Yes, there is a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.
Are there any donation rewards?	No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

SkullCraft Minecraft Server

ancient practices, Country, cranial deformation, cultural identity, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, head measurements, head shape, head shaping, head size, indigenous cultures, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical characteristics, Server, skull binding, skull modification, skull shape, skullcraft, tight skull, traditional beliefs, traditional rituals, unique customs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you tight-skulled individuals out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and their tight skull magically expanded to fit the wackiness and fun that our server offers. They went from being a regular player to a legendary Minecraft master, all thanks to the craziness of our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right, a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner tight-skulled self and embark on the most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, then join our server today! Who knows, maybe your skull will expand too and you’ll become a Minecraft legend in no time.

SMP SvenCraft: The Coop Chronicles

action, Adventure, Chronicles, co-op, coop, Cooperative gameplay, First Person Shooter, Game Mods, Gaming Community, half life, LAN party, modding, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Play, smp, strategy, Survival, sven coop, SvenCraft, team-based, valve, video games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Animals Bred:	131	Votes:	9319
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7395
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on dragons and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of ninja chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

GirlbossCraft

anxiety issues, Boundaries, Calling, Classes, Communication, financial aid, GirlBossCraft, Girlfriend, grant, grown ass woman, grown woman, loans, Mechanic, ordering food, Panic, Parent, relationships, Schooling, social anxiety, University

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	269
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of social anxiety so well that we’ll even order food for you! Need to talk to your mechanic but can’t muster up the courage? We got you covered! But wait, there’s more – we’ll even pretend to be you and handle all your financial aid calls for you!

Join our server and never worry about adulting again! Our staff is trained in the art of pretending to be you in any situation, no matter how outrageous. Need someone to call your university and beg for more loans? We’ve got your back!

So come on in and let us handle all your responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the game. Just don’t forget to thank us when you graduate with flying colors – all thanks to our expert pretending skills!

World of ELAK: Where you can ELAK all the factions!

Adventure, cleavers, Discord, Economy, ELAK, Factions, Friends, ip address, java, Katanas, knives, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Roleplay, server info, Survival, TOWN, Trade, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

World of Elak Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay, Land System, Custom Discord Map, Economy, Custom Weapons, Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by getting the server IP and information in our Discord server linked above.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a tribe?	You can play solo, but joining a tribe with at least 2 players can unlock more features and opportunities in the game.
Are there custom weapons in the game?	Yes, the server offers unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more for players to equip themselves with.
Is there a market system in the game?	Yes, the server has a detailed market system where players can trade, earn, and spend in-game currency for various items.

FuzzyDizzy Minecraft Server

challenge, classic, Dizzy, funny, Fuzzy, FuzzyDizzy, gameplay, Gaming, get dizzy, hallucination, LEVEL, meme, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, psychedelic, Retro, Server, SNES, Super Mario, touch fuzzy, video game, Yoshi

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and touch fuzzy to get dizzy – literally! Our server is infused with magical fuzziness that will have you spinning like a top in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing llamas of Minecraft. These llamas have moves that will make Michael Jackson jealous. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between llamas that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens? These chickens are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu and will protect our server with their lives. Join us and witness the epic battles between ninja chickens and unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Touch fuzzy, get dizzy, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!