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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3783 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.
We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!
After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!
