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Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blemish, blunder, criticism, critique, Defect, error, Fault, fault detection, fault finding, Find a flaw, flaw finding, FLAWLESS, imperfection, Issue, Minecraft, misstep, mistake, nitpicking, oversight, Problem, Server, slip-up, Weakness

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crops Grown:	1131	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

consequences, controversy, criticism, Defeat, Democracy, Downfall, election, fascist, Kristallnacht, leadership, Lost, mask off, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	114651	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

Belorussian, bulgarian, Czech, hard L pronunciation, language cases, language challenges, language diacritics, language difficulties, language loanwords, language pronunciation., language simplicity, linguistic features, long vowels, Minecraft, NoHateJustCraft, palatalized R, Polish, Serbo-Croatian, Slavic languages, smp, soft L pronunciation, U to I shift, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3479
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Zombie Dances:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

attractive, backstory, character depth., character design, Character development, character evolution, creative opportunities, exhentai, Fan art, fan favorite, fan fiction, Fandom, lewds, long-standing character, Minecraft, mysterious past, PALS, PIXEL, pixiv, popular character, porn, Server, unexplored potential, untapped potential

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	116
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!