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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1674 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!