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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4579 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged llamas who will guide you through our custom-built spawn area, which is a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why? Because why not?!
Once you venture out into the world, you’ll encounter giant chickens that shoot fireballs, talking creepers who recite Shakespeare, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots like it’s nobody’s business.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords, and participate in a llama beauty pageant all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, the password to the secret bunker is “I’m an old animu boy/man” – don’t ask why, just go with it.
