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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2835 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than my stoner middle brother drives boats (yes, that’s his job and he makes 60k, don’t ask how). We’ve got kids acting like they hit the lottery when they get paid 20 an hour on our server – it’s a wild ride, just like my upbringing with junkie parents.
So why stay broke in Minecraft when you can join our server and make virtual bank like a pro? Come on, don’t be a retard like my middle brother – join us now!