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RegretCraft

Apology, communication mishap, EMBARRASSMENT, faux pas, filter your words, foot in mouth, mistake, regret, RegretCraft, regretful words, remorse, retract statement, social blunder, think before you speak, verbal apology, verbal blunder, verbal gaffe, verbal mistake, verbal regret, verbal slip, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… or should we say, a green, explosive fist. Will you challenge his rule and claim the title of Creeper Slayer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be careful what you say, you never know when a mischievous Enderman might be listening… 😉

SnipeCraft Minecraft Server

battlefield experience, Combat Training, combat training exercises, Conflict Resolution, Finnish armed forces, Finnish military, lessons learned, long range shooting, marksmanship, military education, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, precision shooting, Revamps, Server, SnipeCraft, sniper training, tactical skills, war in Ukraine, warfare strategies

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dimension Hops:	1

yo, so like, this server is legit like the Finnish military but in Minecraft form, bruh. we got snipers training like they in war in Ukraine, but like, with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna learn how to be a pro sniper without even leaving your house, man. plus, we got secret missions and hidden treasures that only the most skilled players can find. come join the fun and become a Minecraft sniper legend, bro!

F16sVsDronesMC

aerial defense, airspace, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, F-16s, F16sVsDronesMC, Impact, international relations, investigation, Military, nato, response, Romania, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, threat, traces, Ukraine

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7871	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	907
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mines Excavated:	2552	Votes:	145
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got f-16s flyin around protectin us from drone attacks like in Romania. u know, we found traces of drone impact and we ain’t takin no chances. come join us and help us build a fortress to keep them drones out. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, what more could u want? join now before the drones take over and we all turn into zombies. #minecraftmadness #f16sforlife #unicornpower

BlockyBoobDetective

accelerated aging, accelerated epigenetic aging, age, BlockyBoobDetective, Blood, blood tumor marker, breast cancer, breast cancer susceptibility, Dna, DNA methylation, DNA methylation age, epigenetic aging, marker, Methylation, Predicting, predicting breast cancer, predicting susceptibility, susceptibility, tumor marker, tumor marker for breast cancer

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic builds u eva seen in yo life. we got a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs every hour on da hour. but wait, deres more! we also got a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure. but be careful, cuz deres a dragon guardin it who only speaks in puns.

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with creepers, skeletons, and zombies dat you can feed and pet. it’s a real blast, i swear.

so come join dis server and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Celestial City

Anarchy, bedrock edition, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, java edition, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldedit

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Potions Brewed:	130	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Celestial City ANARCHY Enter the Realm of Chaos and Power!

Features:

Minimal rules for true freedom!

Griefing, PvP, and anarchy at its finest!

100% pure vanilla experience.

Lag-free gameplay, powered by 24 GB RAM!

Discord: https://discord.gg/cDrWkuE3NF

129.159.255.251

MineSpy

armor, Combat, Competition, Cunning, danger, Defenses, Domination, Exploration, Foes, immersiion, kill, landscape, Life, LifeSteal, MineSpy, opportunity, ruthless, strategy, Survival, weapons

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

MineSpy: Immerse yourself in a cutthroat world of survival where every kill restores your life, fueling a relentless cycle of combat. Explore a unique landscape teeming with danger and opportunity. Forge powerful weapons, craft cunning armor, and build formidable defenses to survive against relentless foes. In MineSpy, strength lies in domination, and only the most cunning and ruthless will prevail. This expanded description: * Adds immersion: “Immerse yourself” and “cutthroat world” create a stronger sense of atmosphere. * Details the core mechanic: “Every kill restores your life” is emphasized. * Expands on the world: “Explore a unique landscape teeming with danger and opportunity” provides a more vivid picture. * Highlights player agency: “Forge powerful weapons, craft cunning armor, and build formidable defenses” emphasizes player choice and strategy. * Increases stakes: “Only the most cunning and ruthless will prevail” underscores the competitive nature of the server.

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Items Found:	6333	Players Killed by Monsters:	7534
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPBM.MCMCMC.RU

TheCelestialRealm

Bounties, CelestialRealm, economic domination, epic wars, Forge, global politics, java, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, Nations, Peace, player-driven experience, Quests, rich modded gameplay, Server, Support, TheCelestialRealm, tutorials, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Towns Built:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

The Celestial Realm: Modded Nations Server

Overview
Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7. Forge legends through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Mastery.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is CelestialRealm?	CelestialRealm is a modded nations server where players can engage in epic wars, diplomacy, and economic mastery.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the provided Discord link: Join CelestialRealm Discord
What kind of gameplay mods are available on the server?	Exciting mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful & FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod are available for rich modded gameplay.
How can I get support on the server?	Extensive guides and dedicated support from Gluon ensure you’re never lost. You can also contact Discord: @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster.

Cosmic Cradle 1.20.5

1.20.5, ABBY, Astro Baby, chapter 27, Cosmic, cradle, cute, dumping, long tail tags, Newest chapter

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Star Shards Collected:	112	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mines Excavated:	1623

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where Abby from the newest chapter is like, super cute! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the NPCs are total babes, am I right? Plus, the blocks are all rainbow-colored and the creepers wear party hats. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rom-com, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

DadSaidNo911ButIDid

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take health concerns to the next level! Join us for a wild ride of medical emergencies and overthinking symptoms!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game dad starts complaining of chest pain. Is it just a nerve issue or a heart malfunction? Only one way to find out – call the Minecraft 911 equivalent and watch the chaos unfold!

We offer free emergency care in our virtual world, so you can rest assured that your loved ones will be taken care of (even if they’re just pixels on a screen). Join now and experience the thrill of saving virtual lives while causing in-game family drama. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you overthink symptoms – it’s all part of the fun on our server!